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(no subject) [Jan. 29th, 2006|10:16 pm]
Fred Phelps<--Biggest Douche in the World


My name's Sara, I'm 18 and from Philadelphia. I cannot STAND Fred Phelps. It's like he makes a point to be against everything I support! He hates gay people, I think gay people are fine just like everyone else. He thinks Bush is a this and that, I support Bush. He hates just about everything I hold dear.

My family was actually considering moving to Kansas several years ago, and I am SO glad we did not. I could not stand dealing with that douchebag everyday. To those of you in Kansas, how do you DO it?

Anyway, there's my diatribe ^_^
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Cowboy Gayness [Jan. 10th, 2006|09:57 pm]
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[mood |curiouscurious]

Has Fred Phelps said anything about the new movie Brokeback Mountain?
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The Activist Judges Strike Again...in Kansas (x-posted) [Oct. 21st, 2005|12:16 pm]
Fred Phelps<--Biggest Douche in the World
Kansas' Supreme Court has just ruled that harsher punishment for homosexual statutory rapes than heterosexual statutory rapes unfairly singles out gays and lesbians. Link.

I wonder what our friend Fred has to say about all this? Anyone been to his website lately? Any protests in the works? Do tell.

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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2005|05:41 pm]
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My latest theory:

A.Phelps is a bag of Douche
B. Douche is like a lot of vinegar right?
C. Remember those grade school volcanos...where you mixed vinegar and baking soda?

If I throw baking soda on him when he comes here...he might explode...
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(no subject) [Oct. 2nd, 2005|10:42 pm]
Fred Phelps<--Biggest Douche in the World

If anyone is in the Southern Illinois area, The Bag of Douche and his parade of picketing freaks will be at SIUC campus on Oct. 19th to protest a speech by Judy Shepard.

There is a protest of his protest in formation. I will keep you guys updated if anyone is interested.

So my question is...Why hasnt anyone assasinated him?

No...but seriously.

<3 Jes

Oh...P.s. I'm new.
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In The Style of Richard Pryor [Sep. 22nd, 2005|02:16 am]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Fleetwood Mac - Caroline]

If I blogged in the style of Richard Pryor I think it would go something like this...

Y'ever notice that real crazy Mother-Fucker they call Fred Phelps and all his tight-ass whiteys walking around saying God Hates Fags and all that crazy bullshit about America on those picket signs? And I've seen people of all colors, even white folks and straight folks right, actually get up in the face of that Mother-Fucker and these tight-ass whiteys start saying biblical shit like it's the end of the world or some shit like that.

Y'know what'd really piss me off is if this Mother-Fucker was doin' this shit back in 1946, if he'd came 'round to Peoria where I was raised and shit, this Mother-Fucker would have meet my father when he was still alive and he'd be shoutin' at this ol' crazy ass white dude sayin' shit like 'you goddamn racist white boy, get back where you came from. I don't wanna hear that shit! I kick yo ass!' Next thing you know, they be blood and fingers and body parts of the Mother-Fucker all over our house. Then we'd do like they did and that movie 'Fried Green Tomatoes" right, we'd be servin' that Mother-Fucker's remains up at a barbeque to cover it up. I heard this Mother-Fucker preachin' on the internet right and I was thinkin' 'This Mother-Fucker's Crazy!' Doesn't he Kinda remind you of that old crazy white scary Poltergeist II dude? He probably took some acid and went to see 'The Exorcist' or something'."

Hey, if it wasn't for Richard Pryor I wouldn't know anything a damn thing about how harmful Bigotry is in this country. And coming up on October 12th, Fred is going to say that Matthew Shepard has been in Hell for 8 years with eternity left to go.

Hey, If he's planning on going to Laramie and picket, get me a road map and some gas money and a set of Black Angel wings to go with My Goth Drag wardrobe.
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2005|05:54 pm]
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I practically jumped in my seat when I found this community.
So naturally I joined right away.

I live in Topeka and everytime I drive by another one of Freddy's protests, I can't help but want to plot the mass homicide of these people. It seems like anyone that goes out of town around here comes back with the story of at least one person who thought they were a homophobe. I get sick of hearing about this stereotype of Topekans. That's why my hatred for Fred Phelps and his followers is so strong. I live here in this town where he lives and his stupid church is and everyone out of state automatically assumes that every Topekan is a homophobe and anti-America.
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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2005|02:44 pm]
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Has anyone seen this?

I think more people should do shit like that.
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Hey [Sep. 11th, 2005|04:30 pm]
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[mood |angryangry]
[music |Slipknot - My Plague]

Excuse Me,

I was just wondering. Did anyone in the Arlington, VA area or near the Pentagon seen any site of the "Westboro Warriors" today? Does anyone know if C-Span caught them on the air? Let me know if you would.
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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2005|08:45 pm]
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[music |simon & garfunkel - bleeker street]

hey, all. first off, a quick introduction of myself: i've been keeping an eye on the phelpses since they protested at my high school a few years ago. they're absolutely hysterical to read and listen to, and they keep me amused to no end. i listen every ime shirley phelps is on howard stern. damn near fell out of my chair when he asked her if she's ever pleasured herself with a cucumber.

anyway, you all know how evil fred and his family are. but i'd like to direct your attention to the following. it's a quite from sean hannity on august 30.

HANNITY: Let me read to you from Indianapolis. Headline: "Funeral for fallen Hoosier soldier brought some unwanted guests."

...So anyway, the story in Indianapolis goes like this, quote: "Emotions ran high for an Army soldier's funeral in Martinsville on Sunday. Sgt. Jeremy Doyle's sacrifice brought many out to honor him, but also sparked a standoff on a city street. People arriving to say goodbye to a hometown hero met an altogether different scene in Martinsville, as demonstrators dragging American flags on the ground and holding signs opposing U.S. troops. 'The thing that got us here is that Sergeant Doyle died for us to give us our freedom, and then you have people like this come. It's absurd,' one funeral attendee told News 8 in Indianapolis. Tensions grew before demonstrations [sic: demonstrators] finally left their location right across the street from Army Sgt. Jeremy Doyle's funeral service. According to the group's website, it sees America's -- Americans' deaths in Iraq as a kind of punishment for social misdeeds. Martinsville residents said that the protesters picked the wrong time in the wrong town to express their views. Which rightfully -- so they have their freedom of expression. Nobody's going to take that away from them, but there is a time and a place for this kind of thing, and it's certainly not here today."

Now, who's Jeremy Doyle? Well, he died along with three other soldiers on August the 18th, when their Humvee hit a landmine on an Iraqi highway. This guy died for all of us. His final journey was a procession down Main Street, past the courthouse square. "'If I had to lose a son, if I had to lose one, I'd -- I'd rather it be serving our country,' his father explained. The protesters were headquartered in Kansas. They traveled across the country to demonstrate against a soldier." And you know something? I guess this is just another example of how the anti-war left supports our brave troops. 'Cause isn't that what they always say? They're disrupting the funeral, tormenting a grieving family. Can you believe I even have to bring this story to the airwaves? And creating an incredible spectacle in the middle of an occasion to honor a guy who died serving his country? But of course, they're supporting our troops. They're not supporting them; they're targeting our troops!


for those of us on the left in politics, this is just absolutely incredible. fred wouldn't put himself as a leftist, and we don't fucking want him here. and sean hannity is a dick as well; just looking for ways to take shots at the left.
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